Sunday, April 02, 2006

To Help Ease Your Confusion # 7

Another entry in our continuing series:



This is Jack Klugman - actor, Match Game contestant, genius. He is a cool guy. We love him, and want to eat hoagies with him.
















This is Jimmy Page, guitarist for Led Zeppelin. Much like Jack, he had a partner. However, Jack's partner - Tony Randall - was talented. Robert Plant just shrieked a lot.

















This is Mickey Dolenz of the Monkees. He and Jimmy Page share one thing in common - they cannot spell. Jack can.

I hope this answers any questions you may have. And now, it's time for some chicken salad.

5 comments:

Roger Owen Green said...

I'm shocked, SHOCKED to discover that you misdsed Jack's 84th birthday last week.

Church of Klugman said...

Roger - we have been out of town, and therefore had to celebrate off the Internet.

Thank you, though, for bringing this to our attention. You get plenty of steak and bourbon...and even a complimentary bottle of Old Spice.

Nellen said...

I love a man that wears Old Spice.
I also love Jack Klugman.
Does Jack Klugman wear Old Spice?

Church of Klugman said...

Nellen,

He does wear Old Spice. Sometimes, Aqua Velva.

Nellen said...

If I love Old Spice and I love Jack Klugman and Jack Klugman wears Old Spice, then I must convert religions immediately and start worshipping Jack Klugman!