Sunday, April 02, 2006

To Help Ease Your Confusion # 7

Another entry in our continuing series:

This is Jack Klugman - actor, Match Game contestant, genius. He is a cool guy. We love him, and want to eat hoagies with him.

This is Jimmy Page, guitarist for Led Zeppelin. Much like Jack, he had a partner. However, Jack's partner - Tony Randall - was talented. Robert Plant just shrieked a lot.

This is Mickey Dolenz of the Monkees. He and Jimmy Page share one thing in common - they cannot spell. Jack can.

I hope this answers any questions you may have. And now, it's time for some chicken salad.


Roger Owen Green said...

I'm shocked, SHOCKED to discover that you misdsed Jack's 84th birthday last week.

Church of Klugman said...

Roger - we have been out of town, and therefore had to celebrate off the Internet.

Thank you, though, for bringing this to our attention. You get plenty of steak and bourbon...and even a complimentary bottle of Old Spice.

Nellen said...

I love a man that wears Old Spice.
I also love Jack Klugman.
Does Jack Klugman wear Old Spice?

Church of Klugman said...


He does wear Old Spice. Sometimes, Aqua Velva.

Nellen said...

If I love Old Spice and I love Jack Klugman and Jack Klugman wears Old Spice, then I must convert religions immediately and start worshipping Jack Klugman!