Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Big in Canada

According to our statistics, 3/4 of all visitors to this site are from Canada.

First, our thanks to this site for spreading the news.

Second, hello Canadians!

Thank you for the Kids in the Hall and the Frantics.

However, we are returning William Shatner. He is rather annoying, and he once insulted Wil Wheaton. This blog is definitely pro-Wil Wheaton.

Finally, we mourn the passing of Don Adams, which we stole from this blog. Please send this guy (whose name we cannot pronounce, and which should be changed) plenty of steak & bourbon.

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Klugman On The Internet

First, to investigate the musical genius of Jack Klugman, visit this site.

Also, this gentleman takes his inspiration from the Great Klugman.

If you think this template is not appropriate, please let us know. We want to promote Jack's work. He is worth it.

Monday, September 19, 2005

To Help Ease Your Confusion # 3

This is part of our continuing series:

This is Jack Klugman, the sole object of our worship.

This is Mike Sterling, comics blogger, fanfiction author, and "one bad mutha".

This is Norman Fell.

These are all three separate men.

Hope this helps clarify things.

Friday, September 16, 2005

Klugman Vs. Shatner

Here is our objective evaluation of two major icons: Jack Klugman and William Shatner. Please feel free to take notes.

Starship captaincy:

Shatner: 79 episodes of Star Trek, plus seven movies
Klugman: "Death Ship" in The Twilight Zone

Winner: Shatner, but only by a technicality

Positive Image of Law Enforcement

Shatner: TJ Hooker, playing a cop

Klugman: Quincy, playing a medical examiner 20 years before CSI

Winner: Klugman

Twilight Zone appearances:

Shatner - 2 (Nick of Time, Nightmare at 20,000 Feet)

Klugman - 4 (A Passage For Trumpet, A Game of Pool, Death Ship, In Praise of Pip).

Winner - Klugman


Shatner - Leonard Nimoy, annoying dude

Klugman - Tony Randall, not-so-annoying dude

Winner - Klugman

Head covering

Shatner - bad toupee

Klugman - hat

Winner - Klugman

Smells like:

Shatner - "lamb sausage" (according to James Spader)
Klugman - steak and bourbon, with a slight hint of Aqua Velva

Winner - Klugman

So, for all of you Shatner fans, although we admire his work, let's face it - he's no Jack Klugman.

Now go deal. Seriously.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Jack Klugman.

Our intention is to do for Jack Klugman what Zombie Tom does for brains.

Jack Klugman!

Jack Klugman!

You get the picture.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Coming Soon

In a future post, we will discuss Jack Klugman versus another pop culture icon, William Shatner.

Part of it is the behavior or Mr. Shatner's fans - let's face it, no self-respecting member of our church would call Mr. Klugman "the Klug", or refer to its members as "Klugmaniacs."

We will give Shatnerians the intellectual pimp-slapping they royally deserve.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Sunday, September 11, 2005

A Month of Klugman

If you wish to worship the Great Klugman in September, check this site for opportunities to do so.

Also, please dig our new template. We changed it because we could, and also because we were experiencing a sugar rush due to Little Debbie snack cakes. Those Fudge Rounds are extremely delectable.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Mike Sterling

We would like to congratulate Mike Sterling on his 1000th post, and hereby want to issue the following public service announcement:

Just say no to fan fiction.

It's what Jack would do.

Monday, September 05, 2005

Friday, September 02, 2005

To Ease Your Confusion # 2

Another in our continuing series:

This blog is the blog of the Church of Klugman.

This blog is the blog of the Incredible Hulk.

Although they look alike, Jack Klugman is not the Hulk.

Please, Hulk, do not smash us. We will buy you all the Red Bull you can consume.