Friday, January 05, 2007

Happy New Year - Make it Jack!

First, we partied a little too much on steak and bourbon, but we want to wish you a belated New Year!

We also encourage you to make it the year that you begin to worship Jack - why?

  • He was a pioneering actor during the golden age of television.
  • His work on The Odd Couple with Tony Randall showed that two men could live together without driving each other insane.
  • His pioneering work on Quincy showed him to be the moral voice of a generation.
  • He can push around wussies like William Shatner.


So, make this the year you commit to Jack...especially if you're a cheater pants. Jack doesn't like cheater pants.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Happy Holidaze!

Sorry we have not been around, but all that steak, bourbon, and turkey has left us a little sleepy. However, we are catching up, and would like to present some things.

First, from Rod at Chowderhead Bazoo, a cool graphic:



We would like to wish you and yours a wonderful holiday season, with plenty of steak, bourbon, and Aqua Velva.

Also, Roger - don't chug egg nog. And Mike, please stop being a cheater pants. No one likes a cheater pants. Especially Jack.

Friday, November 03, 2006

To Help Ease Your Confusion # 8

Because we did this some time ago:



This is Jack Klugman, star of stage and screen. He is the reason this blog exists. Accept no substitutes.













This is Keith Richards, guitarist for the Rolling Stones. He has also done heroin. To our knowledge, Jack Klugman has never done heroin, and is not into drug abuse.











This is a pot roast.









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