Jack's Suggestion for A New Year's Resolution

Happy Holidaze!

Sorry we have not been around, but all that steak, bourbon, and turkey has left us a little sleepy. However, we are catching up, and would like to present some things.

First, from Rod at Chowderhead Bazoo, a cool graphic:



We would like to wish you and yours a wonderful holiday season, with plenty of steak, bourbon, and Aqua Velva.

Also, Roger - don't chug egg nog. And Mike, please stop being a cheater pants. No one likes a cheater pants. Especially Jack.

To Help Ease Your Confusion # 8

Because we did this some time ago:



This is Jack Klugman, star of stage and screen. He is the reason this blog exists. Accept no substitutes.













This is Keith Richards, guitarist for the Rolling Stones. He has also done heroin. To our knowledge, Jack Klugman has never done heroin, and is not into drug abuse.











This is a pot roast.









Please e-mail us with questions.

We Have a Fan!

Thanks to April Winchell for bringing attention to us - we also found this video which is kind of cool.



Also, we disagree with Jack having a "face like a pot roast" - it looks more like a mound of mashed potatoes. But we still worship him.

Too Busy Watching Jack

We at the Church have been watching our Odd Couple and Quincy DVD sets...so in that spirit, we offer you several ways to worship the great Jack Klugman.

A review of his new movie.

The Rotten Tomatoes site

Yahoo Movies.

Jack talking about Peter Falk and Robert Blake.

Some guy who we don't understand.

If the slow posting bothers you, we apologize.

Cool Post

We like the Blog This Pal guy's post - it's cool

It's the Truth

Jack speaks his mind

Jack Takes On Punk!!!!!!

We at the Church of Klugman have been beating the heat by sitting inside and watching Jack on DVD.

Here, now, is a Klugman Classic:

We Need Help

Recently, we at the Church received a note proclaiming that our blog was "Osama Bin Awesome"

We have no idea what this means.

An Apology

We would like to apologize to the Blog THIS, Pal guy - it was unfair of us to suggest that he needed a date.

He is as sexy as Al Molinaro.

The Holy Grail

is upon us.

Happy Fourth of July

We hope that you and yours have a wonderful Fourth of July, and that you enjoy many grilled hot dogs.

We also think that the Blog This Pal person needs a girlfriend, so please feel free to tell him so.

Jack's Not Happy

Like Jack, we are concerned - we were looking up people who were "cheater pants", and found out that Mike Sterling is a big "cheater pants".

No steak and bourbon for you, Mike. And Jack is not amused.

We Have Made A Decision

We were playing a "drinking game" here at the Church of Klugman, and have decided that Drooper of the Banana Splits is very Klugman-esque.

And Snorky is lame.

Close to Klugman

We here at the Church of Klugman feel this gentleman comes close to the genius that is Jack.

However, we will not create a church for him. We're busy enough.

Feel His Power

New Jack News

Here's what Jack is doing now.

More to follow.

To Help You Work

We apologize for not posting earlier - have been busy.

Since many of you work, we thought this might be helpful. Enjoy.

To Help Ease Your Confusion # 7

Another entry in our continuing series:



This is Jack Klugman - actor, Match Game contestant, genius. He is a cool guy. We love him, and want to eat hoagies with him.
















This is Jimmy Page, guitarist for Led Zeppelin. Much like Jack, he had a partner. However, Jack's partner - Tony Randall - was talented. Robert Plant just shrieked a lot.

















This is Mickey Dolenz of the Monkees. He and Jimmy Page share one thing in common - they cannot spell. Jack can.

I hope this answers any questions you may have. And now, it's time for some chicken salad.

DVD Club

We think that if a hack like William Shatner can have a DVD club, then Jack Klugman deserves one.

We're eating Cheetos - yum!

Academy Awards

We did not watch the Academy Awards, because they never gave Jack one.

We also hope that, when they do a Hollywood biopic, they use an actor like George Clooney.

P.S. Happy belated birthday to the Blog THIS Pal guy.

Answers to questions

First, we apologize for being absent for a month. We got dizzy walking in a straight line.

We are also answering Roger Owen Green's question.

First, Mr. Klugman smoked heavily - you can read these articles to learn more.

We could not find any direct links to Mr. Klugman on that film - however, you can ask him at his blog, and here are two articles.

If anyone else has requests, please let us know. Otherwise, we will be busy eating boiled potatoes.

Klugman Questions

Please post your Klugman questions in the comments this week, and we will answer them.

We want the world to know about Jack.

Honestly.

Joining In

There seems to be a phenomenon on the Internet, and we are joining in.

Have fun.

Our Promise

We, at the Church of Klugman, never to title posts with words such as "hot", "sexy", "nude", or "porn" in a cheap attempt to drive up hits on search engines.

We have too much integrity, and it would be insulting to Mr. Klugman.

Chuck Norris

Recently, there's been a lot of attention to these random facts about Chuck Norris.

Just know one fact:

Jack Klugman could eat Chuck Norris for breakfast....with a side of ham, a porterhouse steak, and buttered rye toast, and wash it all down with bourbon.

Jack's Thoughts For the New Year

Technically, these were offered in 2005, but some things to consider in the New Year.

Happy New Year!

May 2006 bring you plenty of steak & bourbon.