First, we apologize for not being around so much - we're busy. Plus, it's been cold and snowy here at the Church.
As you can read and watch, Jack is not exactly an intellectual lightweight. That's why we love him.
This is a brand new religion - a religion worshiping a man who is a legend, a myth, who brings a new social conscience to our troubled times. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Church of Klugman!