Thanks to April Winchell for bringing attention to us - we also found this video which is kind of cool.
Also, we disagree with Jack having a "face like a pot roast" - it looks more like a mound of mashed potatoes. But we still worship him.
This is a brand new religion - a religion worshiping a man who is a legend, a myth, who brings a new social conscience to our troubled times. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Church of Klugman!